Iranian President Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush...
"George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."
Bush asks: "What did it say on the banner?"
Mahmud replies: "United States of Iran!"
Bush says: "You know, Mahmud, I'm happy you called, 'cause believe it or not, I also had a similar dream. I could see the whole of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What did it say on the banner?" enquired Mahmud
Bush replies: "I don't know, I can't read Hebrew!"